Lyrics, Poems, Jokes, Quotations, Phrases

A'dab - Hope and need (female)
A'idah, Aida - Visiting, returning; reward (female)
A'ishah, Aisha, Ayishah - Living, prosperous, youngest wife of the Prophet (pbuh) (female)
Aban - Old Arabic name (male)
Abbas - Description of a lion (male)
Abbud - Worshipper (male)
Abbudin - Worshippers (male)
Abdul, Abdel - Servant (of Allah) (male)
Abdul-Alim - Servant of the Omniscient (male)
Abdul-Aliyy - Servant of the Most High (male)
Abdul-Azim - Servant of the Mighty (male)
Abdul-Aziz - Servant of the Powerful One (male)
Abdul-Bari - Servant of the Creator (male)

Jay Leno: "Senator Barack Obama was in Los Angeles last night for a huge campaign fundraiser. That shows you what a great country this is -- when an African-American with a Kansas mother and a Kenyan father, who spent time growing up in Indonesia and is running for president, spending time in a state where Spanish-speaking people have elected an Austrian governor."

Amy Poehler: "Senator Barack Obama proposed for the first time setting a deadline for withdrawing troops from Iraq, as part of a broader plan aimed at bolstering his foreign policy credentials. Because if you don't know your foreign policy, you might only get elected president twice."

Pierre, the French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine.
It's a beautiful day and love is in the air so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!".
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and passionately splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have
red meat , I like to have red wine!"
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up.
So he says: "Pierre, kiss me lower."

A very pretty girl is driving through the West.
Her car runs out of gas, and an Indian comes along on a horse, gives her a ride to a gas station.
Every few minutes he lets out a wild "Whoop!".
Finally, he drops her off with a final "Yaaaaa-Hooo!" and gallops off.
"My god!" says the gas station guy, "What the hell were you doing to
that Indian to make him holler like that?"
"Why, nothing," says the girl, "I just sat behind him with my arms
around him, holding onto his saddle horn."
"Lady," says the guy, "Indians don't use saddles."

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey.
There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke.
The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey.
The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!"

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee.
She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor.
She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor?."
One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor,
what can I help you with?"
"I've been stung by a bee."
"Oh really, where?"
"Between the first and second hole"
"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."

A Polish kamikaze-pilot has flown 12 successful missions with his F16.

One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."